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  • Lilly Allen music: *happy go lucky melody with fairies in the background dancing with the angels of heaven*
  • Lilly Allen lyrics: The whole world is a dark place where no will ever escape from. Just saw an old lady get raped in London, I didn't do shit, too fuckin' bad. Everyone is on drugs and doesn't care, you all need help. You hate gay people? Well fuck you. My boyfriend has a tiny penis and it's not fair. Stop FUCKING HITTING ON ME AT THE BAR JESUS CHRIST, I HAVE AIDS OKAY?? Oh, you're 29? lmfao you're life is over bitch. You better hope a man comes along to take care of you, you're not 22 anymore. Anyone want to have some Chinese food with me?
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incises: finally a picture that describes my life perfectly

incises:

finally a picture that describes my life perfectly

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vicforprez: get trippy

vicforprez:

get trippy

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New sunglasses(: (Taken with instagram)

New sunglasses(: (Taken with instagram)

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people be makin straight up watermelon salads with dressings & shit

tlyudacris:

naw

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hyperbolesarethegreatest: At first I thought that that was Will Ferrel’s character from Anchorman and I was waiting for the punchline. But then I realised that it was Rick Santorum and that the joke is his existence.

hyperbolesarethegreatest:

At first I thought that that was Will Ferrel’s character from Anchorman and I was waiting for the punchline.

But then I realised that it was Rick Santorum and that the joke is his existence.

(Source: ihopericksantorum)

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killself: im not 100% sure but i think i misread the directions High idea lmao

killself:

im not 100% sure but i think i misread the directions

High idea lmao

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nuggits2:

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laugh-all-night:

i will never forgive jamie lynn spears for getting pregnant and ruining zoey 101

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When you're walking in the hall and you see your friends sitting in their class..

the-absolute-best-gifs:

You’re all like 

They see you and are all like

Then the teacher sees you and they’re all like 

So you’re just all like 

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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boywithbutt:

happy halloween children i’m out of candy but here enjoy these wallet sized pictures of the trolling face it’s an internet thing ahah you wouldn’t get it have a safe night

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  • Class is too quiet
  • Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.
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soselfimportant:

my 12 year old stepson just handed me a literal wad of cash and said “buy yourself somethin nice”

it is like 400 dollars

where did he get it

what is

what

what

what

what

w h a t

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